i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
dont ask me why im crying if you see me tearing up because there is a 350% guarantee that i will actually start crying really really hard
— Tommaso Ferraris (via larmoyante)
- Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
- The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
- Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
- The Mom: Don't we all.
And I’m DAMN proud to be flying this flag on my right arm.